So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I touched a dick in church today
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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