nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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