Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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