Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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