But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Randomize
