i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You ate ashes out of my bong
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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