What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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