I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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