Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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