Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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