i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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