I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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