I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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