Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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