Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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