Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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