you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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