Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
