Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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