the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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