There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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