super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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