I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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