So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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