Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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