I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Randomize
