In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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