a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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