how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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