Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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