no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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