i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Sext me about skeletons
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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