elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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