Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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