Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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