Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Randomize
