Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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