I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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