The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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