Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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