Who did Billy Mays play for?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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