Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it was like eating out sand paper
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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