i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Randomize