4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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