Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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