Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She bit a glass in half.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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