oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Define "chronic" masturbator.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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