Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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