i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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