two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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