At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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