'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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