I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
