Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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