Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Your penis caused this!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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