i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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